Today was funny. My suite mate had been getting phone calls at 6:45 AM for the past two or so mornings from a number she didn't recognize, and the number called again this evening. She answers the phone, and the person hangs up. 5 minutes later the phone rings again and she answers, and it's this Hispanic woman and she says "I received a text saying "Got home safe" from this number at 3 AM about a week ago. Are you having an affair with my husband?" So she's accusing Lindsey of having an affair with her husband and Lindsey just has NO clue what's going on or how it happened... and then she remembered... about a week ago she sent a text to the lady she babysits for telling her that she had gotten home safely.
Moral of the story, don't text the wrong number or you could ruin a marriage.
But really, what are the odds?
#1 She typed in the wrong number.
#2 The number she texted was a guy.
#3 The guy was married.
#4 The guy was married to a lady who obviously doesn't trust him because she regularly checks his phone.
Lindsey is a home wrecker.
On top of that, I love it when people post stupid stuff on Facebook. I gotta start recording more of it.
First week of class. Second semester of college. Here goes nothing!
PS. Amanda got mad and deleted the above status. She replaced it with this one.
Bless her heart, she couldn't spell a two letter word right.
... it was prolly her iPhone that corrected her spelling like my Mac is doing right now as I type.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't have corrected "sense" to "since". Hoe perhaps, but the fact that she wanted to slap a garden tool is still amusing.
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